they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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