I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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