The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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