is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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