i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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