I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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