Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
