Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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