Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Randomize
