Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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