i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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