Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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