Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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