break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
honey bunches of taint.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Randomize
