I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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