I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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