I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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