Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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