hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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