mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
He kissed a someone with a penis
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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