I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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