ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
this boner is exhausting
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
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