remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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