sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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