hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
God gave him joint rollers for hands
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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