Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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