grandma shit on top of the toilet
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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