You can't special order awesome
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
tell me about the fingering
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