Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Randomize
