So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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