I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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