everyone is single if you try hard enough
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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