The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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