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2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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