At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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