Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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