I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Randomize
