Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
