Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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