I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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