My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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