Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
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