I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Randomize
