please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
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