He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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