if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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