i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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