Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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