I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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