took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
The dick lei will go down in squad history
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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