i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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