Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
