party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
