May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
FUCK WHALES
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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