so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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