he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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